- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated, instead of just murdered?
- If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
- Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
- What did cured ham actually have?
- How is it that we put man on the moon decades before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
- Why are you in a movie, but you are on TV?
- Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
- How do you get Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it.
- What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.
- What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
- What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
- What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
- What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
One goes whack, "damn." The other goes "damn", whack.
# posted by SV @ 12/04/2003 06:12:00 AM