- When was the last time you saw an Iraqi in a f***ing helicopter?
(UK pilot after US marines fired on his Chinook Helicopter)
- I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance...she leaned over and pushed me.
- Heaven is where the Police are British, the Chefs are French, the Mechanics are German, the Lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.
Hell is where the Chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, the Police are German and it's all organised by the Italians.
- The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
# posted by SV @ 11/22/2003 06:05:00 AM