One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience. - Alice James
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.'
The doctor says, 'It's old age.'
The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.'
The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.' - Tommy Cooper
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. - Henry Youngman
# posted by SV @ 11/01/2003 06:58:00 AM