If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the guy who once said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates." Here are some more of his gems:
- I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
- If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
- All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
- OK, so what's the speed of dark?
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
- A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
- The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
- Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
# posted by SV @ 8/01/2003 09:00:00 AM