- I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks.
- To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'.
- Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
- You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
- Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
- I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
her all time best:
- When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
# posted by SV @ 8/23/2003 07:06:00 AM